Why was Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner’s trousers around his ankles when he was thrown out of a London nightclub yesterday morning?
Best answer wins…… something. Keep it clean 🙂
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Rick O'Shea
RTE Broadcaster, Book Pusher, Event Host
Why was Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner’s trousers around his ankles when he was thrown out of a London nightclub yesterday morning?
Best answer wins…… something. Keep it clean 🙂
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20 thoughts on “Competition Time…”
was he checking if he was arse shaven
He had just scored and was stripin off his trousers instead of his jersey, didnt want a yellow card 😀 ha ha ha
because he fell asleep in the toilet / maybe ladies /
Isn’t it obvious? He was still searching in vain for the “magnificent performance” that Arsene Wenger had promised on the night! Isn’t that what the sniffer dogs were looking for at half-time in the Emirates too?
I doubt that he had any more success finding it in his pants, than the dogs in the stadium, or his manager on the pitch.
bouncer- “now son. it’s a chant. Not an order”
(working off the theory having twenty thouseand fans shouting ‘up the ar..’ is bound to effect them sooner or later;)
He had only just decided to turn up for the game, and was getting changed in to his kit?
Trying to distinguish between his Arse(nal) and his Elbow?
Ah yeah, keep it clean. I can’t win now.
He’s obviously about to ride a moped.
Maybe he “Bendt” over and they fell down…
cant keep it clean….I really cant…..so disappointed in myself……
Bouncer: If your teachers ask about your bruises, what do you tell them?
Nicklas: (crying) I got hit by a baseball!
Manuel, Maxi… Treat it as a challenge 🙂
Will announce winner and prize on Monday.
“No, you can’t get the arse in the cup.”
“No sir, that’s not what they meant when they said show us your arse tattoo”
And I’m spent.
He was trying to determine his Arse(nal) from his elbow?
Bendtner – “I thought this was America! I thought this was a free country!”
he’s got my jacket on
…..and bens obviously 🙄
impersonators the both of them
Looks like Nicklas Bendtner couldnt even score with his pants down….Its just a shame he’s wasnt pictured leaving a “Burlesque” with a wad of £20’s in his grubby little mitts
As an Arsenal fan it sickens me he ever grazed the pastures of the emirates…
Got into a Randy Marsh-esque fight over the outcome of the match and is being hustled out. He was actually saying at the time “Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was ‘Merica!!!”
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