True story….
German newspaper Bild claims today that a goal scored by Spanish origin player Mario Gómez in the Bundes-league yesterday was scored with his penis. ‘The first penis goal in the Bundes-league’ says the paper’s front page.The goal opened the scoring for Vfb Stuttgart who went on to win against Bayern Munich. Perhaps a better description of the goal would be to say it was made with his crutch.
The player said, ‘I scored with a large part, and it hurt me a lot’.