Having trouble selling the gaff?
This might help…
Or alternately get one here in Ireland and do the following:
Dig the hole near the “For Sale” sign (it should be three inches taller than the statue) and bury the statue upside down facing the street. Once the house is sold you have to dig him up and put him in a position of prominence in the new house.
A listener sent in a text saying “Isn’t it ironic Rick that we’ll turn back to religion just to make hard cash…”