Room 1313
Help!!!! Christ, am I really going to need help with something as simple as a fucking door?? Room 1313. Room fucking THIRTEEN THIRTEEN. This was a complete piss-take…The place was so small there could only be a handful of rooms in the whole rat-infested barn, surely? Jesus, Jesus, JEEEEEEESUSSSSSSSS! Open the bloody door, swipe, swipe for the love of all… Oh. Right, the other way round. Green light. In. I have rarely been so freaked out by such a group of weirdos and inbred fucking mutants. Not that I’m judgemental. And the guests seemed even worse. What was yer man, […]