Room 1313

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Help!!!!   Christ, am I really going to need help with something as simple as a fucking door??  Room 1313. Room fucking THIRTEEN THIRTEEN. This was a complete piss-take…The place was so small there could only be a handful of rooms in the whole rat-infested barn, surely?  Jesus, Jesus, JEEEEEEESUSSSSSSSS! Open the bloody door, swipe, swipe for the love of all…  Oh.  Right, the other way round.  Green light.  In.  I have rarely been so freaked out by such a group of weirdos and inbred fucking mutants. Not that I’m judgemental. And the guests seemed even worse. What was yer man, […]