Nerdy Chat-Up Lines

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Forgot!!!! Our nerdy chat up lines from the other day. You either gets or you don’t… 1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. 5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. 6. Baby, you overclock my processor. 7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight […]