Have been with the little people for the last few days with almost no adult conversation. I think it might be affecting my grip on reality.

Why don’t penguins go to England? Because they’re afraid of Wales.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Where do cows go for entertainment? (I tried “the mooooseum” here, nope) The moovies.

What do penguins sing on their birthdays? “For freeze a jolly good fellow….”

What do people in clock factories do all day? Make faces.

What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonky.

Where do ghosts go to get their mail? The Ghost Office.