Have been with the little people for the last few days with almost no adult conversation. I think it might be affecting my grip on reality.
Why don’t penguins go to England? Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Where do cows go for entertainment? (I tried “the mooooseum” here, nope) The moovies.
What do penguins sing on their birthdays? “For freeze a jolly good fellow….”
What do people in clock factories do all day? Make faces.
What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonky.
Where do ghosts go to get their mail? The Ghost Office.