Finally, I Am Complete…

It is days like today that this job is the coolest in the world.

I arrived in, there’s a box on my desk.

Inside it?

Retractable Wolverine claws.

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Seriously.

They make the noise and all.

I am now the most feared person in the office, finally… Bub.

19 thoughts on “Finally, I Am Complete…

  1. Wont that make texting awkward?

    When you are bored with them can I have them for cycling to work?
    Would be great when people try and side swipe me when I signal I’m turning!! 🙂

    Amsterdammed Wolverine Style!

  2. A) Wear one on your head to Maybury’s party

    B) your space bar is really shiny – how frickin’ much do you use that computer?

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