“Jaysus, you’re a bit early with the Watchmen merchandise”

“Eh…… Whaddya mean?”

“Well, the badge on your bag. Sure the feckin film isn’t out til the middle of next year.”

“Ah… yeah.”

“It’s a bit manky too”

“Well…….”

“What?”

“It’s 20 years old…”

“Oh…”

That actual exchange may or may not have happened.

I have a couple of other recently added ones too – I put on a very old Thor one I had simply because he has a beard in it, thus proving the godlike status of beards right now.

The second I got at the Tate last week.