Please, please, please… For the love of all that is holy don’t go buying the Evening Herald tonight. I don’t say that lightly.
I like the Herald, I read it almost every day, but tonight I’m the “Celebrity (and I use that word uncomfortably) Diary“. Now it’s grand and all, is nice PR, I get to plug the upcoming Horse Show Ball for Brainwave that I’m involved in… Until you come to the picture…
It’s one from about 3 years ago when I was a good two stone heavier and with a manky smile on my face.
I hate pictures of myself at the best of times but every time they dig this particular nugget out 🙁
*skulks off into the darkness*