The Great Coconut/Bucket & Spade/Kids Suntan Lotion Mystery…

Great, great mail…

Why are you complaining about getting free things? Why?? I, for one, would love a new bucket and spade, and you can never have too many coconuts around the house! If you keep complaining the only things people will be sending you is hate-mail, and letterbombs and computer viruses! Which would you rather have?? I think we all know the answer to that! Stop complaining or people will give you something real to complain about!

That aside, please say a โ€œhey hey!โ€ to anyone willing to talk to the new girl in school in Donegal(the one with the coloured hair). Thank you much, from Niamh.

P.S. Worship The Fish.

There’s nothing like a punter to bring a little perspective back into your life ๐Ÿ™‚ But just before I get a grip on myself….

Finally the denouement to the mystery of the coconut/bucket & spade/kids suntan lotion thing… What was the pr company spending astonishing amounts of money couriering tons of these things around media outlets all over the country for?

Well I ended up with 2 bags when I came in today – the first from last Friday had….. a lei in it…

And what was the new epoch-shattering product that deserved a week’s worth of tease?

A chocolate bar.

Still Niamh, I did get free chocolate so I’m not complaining ๐Ÿ™‚