The Great Coconut/Bucket & Spade/Kids Suntan Lotion Mystery…

Great, great mail…

Why are you complaining about getting free things? Why?? I, for one, would love a new bucket and spade, and you can never have too many coconuts around the house! If you keep complaining the only things people will be sending you is hate-mail, and letterbombs and computer viruses! Which would you rather have?? I think we all know the answer to that! Stop complaining or people will give you something real to complain about!

That aside, please say a β€œhey hey!” to anyone willing to talk to the new girl in school in Donegal(the one with the coloured hair). Thank you much, from Niamh.

P.S. Worship The Fish.

There’s nothing like a punter to bring a little perspective back into your life πŸ™‚ But just before I get a grip on myself….

Finally the denouement to the mystery of the coconut/bucket & spade/kids suntan lotion thing… What was the pr company spending astonishing amounts of money couriering tons of these things around media outlets all over the country for?

Well I ended up with 2 bags when I came in today – the first from last Friday had….. a lei in it…

And what was the new epoch-shattering product that deserved a week’s worth of tease?

A chocolate bar.

Still Niamh, I did get free chocolate so I’m not complaining πŸ™‚


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