The Offside Rule For Girls…

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As heard on the show tonight with thanks to my mate Gearoid…

Mystery solved…. ‘You’re out shoe shopping and you notice that there’s some shoes that would go really well with that dress you’ve just bought. The trouble is, another girl has spotted the reduced shoes too and she’s between you and the till. To make matters worse, your mate’s got your purse and she’s busy at the back trying on a pair of shoes. The rules of shopping dictate that you can’t barge past your opponent, grab the shoes and wait at the front of the queue until your friend throws you some money – that would earn you a retail red card. What you have to do is get your friend to throw you the purse first, then you can barge past the other girl, grab the shoes and clinch the deal.’

Simple, huh?

R

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