Riddle me this.
I was going on a train at the weekend and the nice, shiny Iarnród Eireann screen told me:
So, let me get this straight.
If I come back today you’ll charge me €27, if I come home tomorrow (as I did) you’ll charge me €41.
I’m coming back on one of your trains one way or the other, taking up one space.
Seriously, please, someone explain this one to me…